-Sir New England James Alan- James was born in a small New England town in Iowa, but moved to Light Rock, IL where he learned early the value of playing music for the ladies.  When he's not meditating or entertaining a lady at his bachelor pad he's usually out scoring a lid or some ludes and trying to make new lady friends.  James was lucky enough to have been knighted for service to the queen.  Some people say she was too old for him, but James isn't that picky.
	-Peter King- Born Peter Ivanovich, Peter King changed his name in the early seventies to pursue a career in "acting," and never looked back.  He starred in several adult films in the seventies including the classic "Hard to the Core," but got out of the business in the early eighties when his music career began to take off.  The film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based around his life, though Peter never recieved any acknowledgement or compensation.  To quote Peter, "the ladies are good enough for me."
	-Dr. Love- He's Dr. Love, so don't forget it.  Dr. hails from Love's Park, IL, named after his family, and he does what he can to maintain the family name.  He is the primary provider for certain medical supplies required by the other members of the Light Rock Express, but Dr. is also his given name.  Though he is able to write any type of presciption, his main prescription is groove for the ladies, on which many ladies have overdosed resulting in fantastic nights for the Dr.
	-Mitch Pauls- A native of Light Rock, IL, Mitch Pauls has never known much else than the soothing sounds of seventies light rock and the calming effects of Quaaludes and Lowenbrau.  Mitch dropped out of a junior college in Peoria after hearing "On and On" by Stephen Bishop and realizing that his life wasn't heading in the direction he truly wanted.  He lived in a Chevy van (which later became the Light Rock touring vehicle) for a short period until he got involved in a rock light band of moderate success called Liquid Heat.  Though still without an address, Mitch always has a place to stay with various lady fans of Light Rock.